LeBron James should retire from the NBA! He should take his talents to starting a new 4-on-4 full court basketball league and TV Show.
CHARACTER TWO
Yes, the NBA is ridiculously boring! These playoffs are of shining example. We had to watch 37 missed three point shots during the Houston Rockets vs. Golden State Warriors game. Clank! Clank! Clank! There is no full-court fast break basketball anymore, there are no real highlights anymore.
CHARACTER ONE
LeBron James could do a television show/series about 4-on-4 basketball, could play 4-on-4 basketball games, tournaments, could create an entire 4-on-4 basketball league, and could dominate basketball for another decade. LeBron James and other players could be owners in a new 4-on-4 basketball league that would be better than the NBA because it would have more highlights.
CHARACTER TWO
Boring! Here's what 37 missed three pointers are like:
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